I'd jest like to scrumplicate some on 'em; ain't got no heye for a
lark.
_I_ know 'em; they squawk if we scrummage, and squirm if we makes
a remark.
If I spots pooty gurls when out cycling, I tips 'em the haffable
nod;
Wy not? If a gent carn't be civil without being scowled at, it's
hodd.
Ah! and some on 'em tumble, I tell yer, although they may look a
mite shy;
It is only the stuckuppy sort as consider it rude or fie-fie.
We wos snaking along t'other day, reglar clump of hus--BUGGINS and
me,
MUNGO 'IGGINS, and BILLY BOLAIR, SAMMY SNIPE, and TOFF JONES, and
MICK SHEE;
All the right rorty sort, and no flies; when along comes a gurl on
a 'orse.
Well, we spread hout, and started our squeakers, and gave 'er a
rouser, in course.
'Orse shied, and backed into a 'edge, and it looked so remarkable
rum,
That we _couldn't_ 'elp doing a larf, though the gurl wos
pertikler yum-yum;
We wos ready to 'elp, 'owsomever, when hup comes a swell, and he
swore,
And--would you believe it, old pal?--went for BUGGINS, and give
'im wot for!!!
Nasty sperrit, old man; nothink sportsmanlike, surely, about sech
a hact!
Them's the sort as complains of hus Cyclists, mere crackpots as
ain't got no tact.
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