Well?
(X.) At what hour do performances at the London theatres end, and which do
you consider the best places of concealment in which to secrete yourself at
that time?
(XI.) What would be your correct procedure on receiving a simple direction
to "The Palace" from--
(a) The PRIME MINISTER?
(b) The Bishop of LONDON?
(c) Any Second-Lieutenant?
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[Illustration: _Old Lady_ (_buying records to send to France--to assistant
in Gramophone Department_).
"IF THAT ONE IS THE SONG CALLED, 'THERE'S A SHIP THAT'S BOUND FOR BLIGHTY,'
I'LL TAKE IT. BUT WILL YOU FIRST LET ME KNOW IF IT CONTAINS ANY INFORMATION
WHICH COULD BE OF ADVANTAGE TO THE ENEMY?"]
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A PROPHET OF EVIL.
"SIR EDWARD CARSON ON THE ADMIRALTY'S NEW FIGHTING POLICY.
'IT CAN AND WILL BE DEFEATED.'"--_Headlines in_ "_The Daily
Chronicle_."
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From an official circular relating to the British Industries Fair:--
"Information regarding the best means of reaching the Fair from all
parts of London will be obtainable at the Fair, but will not be
available before the opening day.
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