"In consequence of my rank and character, I obtain free admission
to the ladies, among whom I have acquired the appellation of the
Scandalous Chronicle. As I am considered, while silent, in no other
light than that of a footstool or elbow-chair, they divest their
conversation of all restraint before me, and gratify my sense of
hearing with strange things, which, if I could prevail upon myself
to give the world that satisfaction, would compose a curious piece
of secret history, and exhibit a quite different idea of characters
from what is commonly entertained.
"By this time, young gentleman, you may perceive that I have it
in my power to be a valuable correspondent, and that it will be to
your interest to deserve my confidence."
Here the misanthrope left off speaking, desirous to know the
sentiments of our hero, who embraced the proffered alliance in a
transport of joy and surprise; and the treaty was no sooner concluded,
than Mr. Crabtree began to perform articles, by imparting to him a
thousand delicious secrets, from the possession of which he promised
himself innumerable scenes of mirth and enjoyment.
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