of the inmates of asylums have been inebriates. Is the Professor
"Jolly well right?"
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A DIALOGUE OF THE FUTURE.
SCENE--_Rooms of a Cambridge Tutor._
PERSONS--_A Tutor and an Undergraduate._
_Tutor_. I understand you were at Newmarket yesterday. Is that so?
_Undergraduate_. It is. I was.
[Illustration]
_Tutor_. A shameless avowal. Are you aware that you have broken one of
the disciplinary regulations of your College? I fear I must punish you
severely. Have you anything to say why sentence should not be passed
upon you. [_Assumes the black College Cap._
_Undergraduate_. Yes, Sir, I have.
_Tutor_. Then say it at once.
_Undergraduate_. I went to Newmarket to see-- [_Hesitates._
_Tutor_. Proceed, Sir. Time presses. You went to see what?
_Undergraduate_. As a matter of fact, I was particularly anxious to
see the Head of the University.
_Tutor_. What do you mean, Sir?
_Undergraduate_. The chief Dignitary of Cambridge, the Chancellor, the
Duke of DEVONSHIRE.
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